Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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