I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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