I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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