The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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