Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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