You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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