your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
