You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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