I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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