McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I still have a little drunk in my system
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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