Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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