do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
he shaved USA in his pubs
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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