I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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