The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
