is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
