whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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