Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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