Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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