All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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