i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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