Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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