You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Yo dont text me then not text me
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I currently don't understand fingers.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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