before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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