sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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