im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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