How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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