How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
