He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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