And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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