I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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