you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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