Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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