FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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