wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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