her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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