There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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