i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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