Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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