she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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