you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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