therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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