I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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