We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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