Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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