I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I cockslap morals
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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