hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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