My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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