i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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