I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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