after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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