But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
