Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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