I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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